Moko for Governor 
“Tall Enough to See the Problems. Local Enough to Solve Them.”
Welcome to the official campaign headquarters of Keswick Insurance mascot and Caribbean legend — Moko Jumbie.
After years of protecting drivers across the U.S. Virgin Islands, Moko has decided it’s time to take his talents from the claims department to Government House. Why? Because somebody finally asked the important question:
“What if the Governor could also help you file a claim?”
Meet the Candidate
Moko isn’t your average politician.
He’s:
- 12 feet tall
- Fully insured
- Experienced in dodging potholes
- Passionate about protecting the people of the Virgin Islands
- Probably the only candidate who can see traffic from three islands away
Born somewhere between Carnival and a customer service call, Moko has spent years helping the people of the USVI recover after accidents, storms, and “small taps”.
Now he’s ready to lead.
Moko’s Campaign Promises
Potholes Smaller Than Your Deductible
Every road inspection will now happen on stilts for maximum visibility.
Faster Response Times
If you can dodge a Moko in parade traffic, you can dodge government delays.
More Caribbean Culture
Mandatory Friday lunch breaks for patés, kallaloo, and good vibes.
Better Drivers Everywhere
Turn signals will no longer be considered “optional.”
Hurricane Preparedness
Every resident gets:
- Storm prep reminders
- Emergency checklists
- At least one auntie telling you to “put water in the freezer just in case”
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Moko actually running for Governor?
Probably not.
But he is running the best auto insurance experience in the Virgin Islands.
Is this a real political campaign?
Nope — this is satire, island fun, and a reminder that local companies can still have personality.
Can Moko lower my insurance rate?
He can certainly try.
Get a quick quote and find out.